Nicholas Cage: Not A Large Black Man.

Things have been quiet on the TMI front lately. Me and Jan have both been adjusting to various developments in our lives, including Jan moving to Washington and trying to find a new job, and me being in four plays at once. And while we are uncertain as to when things will start up again, we are committed to at least releasing the podcasting gems we have already recorded.

Coming from several yestermonths ago, today we give you a review of the Nicholas Cage movie, Bangkok Dangerous. Which will reign supereme: Jan's seething hatred of the movie, or my soft-spoken indifference? It's the semi-battle of the century!

WARNING: Jan spoils the ending to this movie in the first five minutes, because that's how little he cares.

TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 11: [Bangkok Dangerous] "Podcasts Like White Elephants"

Wasn't he a jobber for the WWE?

Since both me and Jan are currently going through some hectic times in our lives, the next couple of podcasts will feature some shows we recorded in the past and saved for just such an occasion of downtime.

Today, for our landmark 10th episode, we give you what Jan dubs "The Two Hour Evanescence Video," Repo: The Genetic Opera. We dedicate it as a belated birthday present to TMI superfan, Kayla, who recommended it to us. We love you, Kayla. So why do you hate us so?

It is also worthy of mention that I have gotten in the habit of saying certain things in these podcasts just to get a rise out of some of my friends. To those of you who are really listening, thank you from the bottom of my heart, and I await your hate mail with gusto.

TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 10: [Repo: The Genetic Opera] "Parents Just Don't Understand."

Baby Wants to Podcast...

David Lynch. OK, now you know what to expect from Blue Velvet. Smutty, disturbing brilliance.

In this golden oldie from the TMI vaults (notice the rambling, lack of focus, and nearly hour long running time) we take a good long, hard look at Blue Velvet. Too phallic for you? Better bail out now, because as mentioned before, this is a David Lynch movie.

TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 9: [Blue Velvet] "Somebody put a monocle on that boobie!"

Star Trexhibitionism

For countless millenium, mankind has asked the question "are we alone?" For slightly less time, Stephen Henelkind has asked the question "Jan, are you wearing any pants?" On this auspicious day, TMI answers both questions with an emphatic and resounding "NO!" Join us as we boldly go where no podcast has dared go before in our review of Star Trek, which could only be dubbed "The Naked Podcast."

Come join us as we take a Space Taxi to the sky...

The power of science compels you.



TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 8: [Star Trek] "The Naked Podcast"

Whyverine?

It's been a long time, folks. But finally, FINALLY, Jan and I have returned to our adoring threes of fives of fans with one of the biggest movies of the summer to review. "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" marks the realization of one of my boyhood dreams- a Wolverine movie. But does it measure up to expectations? Let's just say that this podcast is rated NSFW and leave it at that.

TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 7: [X-Men Origins: Wolverine] "It's a Sickness"

Don't Sass Me, Boy!

In today's episode of "TMI (with Jan and I!)," we look at one of nature's most misunderstood miracles: the noble sasquatch. Or, as Jan would have you believe, the murderous antagonist of "Sasquatch Hunters," the diabolical Gigantopithagus! This is our first listener's request, and in terms of masochism and entertainment value, it's a resounding success! Who the fuck is Spencer?! There's only one place you can find out: this very special episode of TMI.

TMI (With Jan and I!)- Episode 6: [Sasquatch Hunters] "THIS...IS...SASQUATCHVILLE!"

TMI Reviews PORKY'S!

In today's episode of TMI, Jan decides we need to class up the joint by reexaming a musty old classic: "Porky's." Unlike Surf Ninjas II, which brought the two of us closer together, this movie is one that threatened the very fabric of TMI.

So choose sides and place your bets for what turns out to be Jan and I's greatest feud EVAH (narrowly beating out our previous greatest feud EVAH, Christmas 2007; pictured below).



TMI (With Jan and I!) Episode 5 [Porky's]: "In a Texaco Terlit!!"