Star Trexhibitionism

For countless millenium, mankind has asked the question "are we alone?" For slightly less time, Stephen Henelkind has asked the question "Jan, are you wearing any pants?" On this auspicious day, TMI answers both questions with an emphatic and resounding "NO!" Join us as we boldly go where no podcast has dared go before in our review of Star Trek, which could only be dubbed "The Naked Podcast."

Come join us as we take a Space Taxi to the sky...

The power of science compels you.



TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 8: [Star Trek] "The Naked Podcast"

Whyverine?

It's been a long time, folks. But finally, FINALLY, Jan and I have returned to our adoring threes of fives of fans with one of the biggest movies of the summer to review. "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" marks the realization of one of my boyhood dreams- a Wolverine movie. But does it measure up to expectations? Let's just say that this podcast is rated NSFW and leave it at that.

TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 7: [X-Men Origins: Wolverine] "It's a Sickness"

Don't Sass Me, Boy!

In today's episode of "TMI (with Jan and I!)," we look at one of nature's most misunderstood miracles: the noble sasquatch. Or, as Jan would have you believe, the murderous antagonist of "Sasquatch Hunters," the diabolical Gigantopithagus! This is our first listener's request, and in terms of masochism and entertainment value, it's a resounding success! Who the fuck is Spencer?! There's only one place you can find out: this very special episode of TMI.

TMI (With Jan and I!)- Episode 6: [Sasquatch Hunters] "THIS...IS...SASQUATCHVILLE!"

TMI Reviews PORKY'S!

In today's episode of TMI, Jan decides we need to class up the joint by reexaming a musty old classic: "Porky's." Unlike Surf Ninjas II, which brought the two of us closer together, this movie is one that threatened the very fabric of TMI.

So choose sides and place your bets for what turns out to be Jan and I's greatest feud EVAH (narrowly beating out our previous greatest feud EVAH, Christmas 2007; pictured below).



TMI (With Jan and I!) Episode 5 [Porky's]: "In a Texaco Terlit!!"

We got Pitted!..by Cinematic Brilliance.

This week's podcast has it all: excessive product placement; gnarley waves; animal sidekicks; and best of all, NINJAS!

Yes, we will be taking a good, long look at one of moviedom's greatest direct-to-video sequels- Surf Ninjas II: Shoalin Tsunami. Look closely, and you just might spot a few familiar faces, such as Nathan Fillion in his first ever starring role.

I would entice you to listen by bellowing the film's trademarked catchphrase, but that would be spoiling!

TMI (with Jan and I!): Episode 4- [Surf Ninjas II] "Crystal Pepsi was the OTHER Mystical Symbol"

Ignorance is Often Bliss

Thanks to this Twilight craze the kids keep yapping about, we are now living in the Golden Age of the vampire. With such an oversaturation of waifish fluid-drinkers, what makes vampire movies like "Let the Right One In" stand out?

Well, it's actually pretty good for one thing.

For another...

Yeah, I'm sorry, but you'll have to find out the same way poor Jan found out. Poor, trusting Jan...

Rated NSFW due to adult situations, violence, 12-year-old romance, and Jan freaking the hell out and swearing for two minutes solid.

TMI (with Jan and I!): Episode 3- [Let the Right One In] "In Which Jan Discovers Beauty, and Steve Destroys it for Him Forever"

Nerd is the Word.

Hey party people! Steve here with a brand spanking new podcast from TMI. In this installment, we review "Hulk vs. Wolverine," one-half of the "Hulk vs." DVD. It's like a modern retelling of "Frankenstein meets the Wolfman," using superheroes instead of MGM monsters. Witness me overanalyze fictional wish-fullfillment characters! Hear Jan doing questionable things with his mic!

And if there's any interest in hearing Round Two of this DVD, "Hulk vs. Thor," speak now or forever hold your peace. Otherwise we will be moving on to flicks like "Porky's," "Let the Right One In," and my favorite, Readers' Suggestions! That's right, whatever your little hearts desire, we will attempt to review. Already on deck for a later date is the soon to be immortal film, "Sasquatch Hunters," brought to our attention by TMI Superfan, Jess. So post any suggestions or comments you have right here and we will squee with delight.

Again, we're making trouble for you, cuz this shit be NSFW.

TMI (with Jan and I!): Episode 2- [Hulk vs. Wolverine] "Steve is a Nerdlinger."