Wasn't he a jobber for the WWE?

Since both me and Jan are currently going through some hectic times in our lives, the next couple of podcasts will feature some shows we recorded in the past and saved for just such an occasion of downtime.

Today, for our landmark 10th episode, we give you what Jan dubs "The Two Hour Evanescence Video," Repo: The Genetic Opera. We dedicate it as a belated birthday present to TMI superfan, Kayla, who recommended it to us. We love you, Kayla. So why do you hate us so?

It is also worthy of mention that I have gotten in the habit of saying certain things in these podcasts just to get a rise out of some of my friends. To those of you who are really listening, thank you from the bottom of my heart, and I await your hate mail with gusto.

TMI (With Jan and I!)-Episode 10: [Repo: The Genetic Opera] "Parents Just Don't Understand."

We got Pitted!..by Cinematic Brilliance.

This week's podcast has it all: excessive product placement; gnarley waves; animal sidekicks; and best of all, NINJAS!

Yes, we will be taking a good, long look at one of moviedom's greatest direct-to-video sequels- Surf Ninjas II: Shoalin Tsunami. Look closely, and you just might spot a few familiar faces, such as Nathan Fillion in his first ever starring role.

I would entice you to listen by bellowing the film's trademarked catchphrase, but that would be spoiling!

TMI (with Jan and I!): Episode 4- [Surf Ninjas II] "Crystal Pepsi was the OTHER Mystical Symbol"

Ignorance is Often Bliss

Thanks to this Twilight craze the kids keep yapping about, we are now living in the Golden Age of the vampire. With such an oversaturation of waifish fluid-drinkers, what makes vampire movies like "Let the Right One In" stand out?

Well, it's actually pretty good for one thing.

For another...

Yeah, I'm sorry, but you'll have to find out the same way poor Jan found out. Poor, trusting Jan...

Rated NSFW due to adult situations, violence, 12-year-old romance, and Jan freaking the hell out and swearing for two minutes solid.

TMI (with Jan and I!): Episode 3- [Let the Right One In] "In Which Jan Discovers Beauty, and Steve Destroys it for Him Forever"

Podcasting our Reels

Yodels, y'all. Steve Henel here. You should consider yourselves fortunate to be witness to history. For today marks the maiden voyage of the good ship TMI (with Jan and I!) A podcast for people too lazy to watch movies by people too bored to do anything better.

For we are The Media Idiots, unleashing reviews without honor or humanity.

So what makes this podcast different from the bevy of quality programs that already exist? Because...well...I...I made it. That's why, Mr. Pants!

So here it is, a cherry-new show for you to listen to at your leisure. And for our first selection, what goes better with cherry than "Chocolate?" From the makers of Ong-Bok: The Thai Warrior comes this heartwarming tale of autism and the triumph of the human spirit...OVER A SHITLOAD OF KATANAS AND MAFIOSOS! Does love truly conquer all? Just exactly who is that dude in the bandana? Is autism a superpower? How long will it take before Jan stabs me in the back? All this and more in our first 40 minute episode.

Just a little warning, the audio's a little rough...but hey, that's the way we like it! [the safe word is "flies"].

Makin' trouble for you, cause we're NSFW

TMI (With Jan and I!): Episode 1- [Chocolate] "Let Your Blood Run Red"